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Director: Jason Friedberg

IMDB Rating: 2.10 out of 10 (11517 votes)

The twisted minds of two of the six writers of “Scary Movie” tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in “Epic Movie.” The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican “libre” wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a “normal” resident of a mutant “X”-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a “G”). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.

Movie tags: airplane - albino - archery - battle - beaver - bestiality - boarding-school - camera - candy - cannibalism - castration - closet - crushed-to-death - dance - decapitation - double-cross - face-slap - factory - fall-from-height - faun - fight - flashback-sequence - fur-coat - heart-ripped-out - jailbreak - lamp-post - lucha-libre - magnet - martial-arts - midget - mona-lisa - monk - murder - museum - mutant - narration - orgy - orphan - orphanage - pirate - profanity - queen - remote-control - scene-during-end-credits - shapeshifting - slapstick - sleigh - snake - spoof - stabbing - superhero - superman - swimsuit - sword-fight - talking-animal - ticket - toilet - tongue - tour-guide - urination-scene - vending-machine - whipping - witchcraft - x-men - Penn Kal - Edward - Campbell Adam - Peter - Coolidge Jennifer - White Bitch - Mays Jayma - Lucy - Chambers Faune A. - Susan - Glover Crispin - Willy - Cox Tony - Bink - Jimenez Hector - Mr. Tumnus - Hammond Darrell - Captain Jack Swallows - Electra Carmen - Mystique - Willard Fred - Aslo - Carradine David - Museum Curator - Lehre David - Ashton Kutcher Look-Alike - McDonald Kevin - Harry Potter - Alvarez George - Ron - Jason Friedberg -

Taglines: 1: We Know It’s Big. We Measured.

Actors: Penn Kal (Edward), Campbell Adam (Peter), Coolidge Jennifer (White Bitch), Mays Jayma (Lucy), Chambers Faune A. (Susan), Glover Crispin (Willy), Cox Tony (Bink), Jimenez Hector (Mr. Tumnus), Hammond Darrell (Captain Jack Swallows), Electra Carmen (Mystique), Willard Fred (Aslo), Carradine David (Museum Curator), Lehre David (Ashton Kutcher Look-Alike), McDonald Kevin (Harry Potter), Alvarez George (Ron),

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